clubsdeuce:

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

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xenosagaepisodeone:

just-add-butter:

I cannot express how important it is to brush your teeth and floss regularly. It’s especially important as so many people don’t have dental coverage and that preventative work saves you so much pain and money in the long run. I know it sucks and it is so hard, but you’ll also feel so good after doing it. And when you start doing it regularly, you’ll find your mouth and gums feel so much better. If you’ve already done it today, good job! I’m so proud of you and so happy for you!

This is the first tumblr blaze post I’ve seen that’s made me go “actually yes, it’s good if people see this”

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iphisesque:

who are the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen and why are they your parents in pictures from when you were a baby

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garaks-padded-bra:

Babysitting preschool age kids rn and I find it really funny how they sometimes get hooked on completely random phrases like this 4 year old keeps adding “LUCKY FOR YOU,” to the start of Any sentence. “lucky for you, I already drank my milk.”. Are you threatening me?

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